Random, Bold and Early
10:30 AM on a Saturday morning
Acch, I overslept again. My body aches from working out too much yesterday. Even my teeth hurt. I must have been grinding my teeth. Again. Okay, got to settle down to business. If I can finishing reading the paper I started last night, then I'll go and get coffee and think about it while I'm walking. Mmm. so sleepy - I still have my sleepy breathing. but I'm reading, getting though it.
The phone rings, as it does in all my stories. Probably my sister. No - it's CC, the woman I met last week for coffee. We totally hit it off, but she's just looking for friends. We had made plans to go to Osento tonight, so I suppose that's why she's calling.
CC: "Are you awake?"
me: "I'm not sure - working on it. why? what's up?"
CC: "I have a little proposition for you"
me: "Am I being propositioned this early in the morning?"
CC: "Well, actually, first promise that no matter what comes out of my mouth next, you'll still hang out with me and we'll be friends."
me: "Sure, of course - what could you possibly ask that would offend me that much?"
CC: "Are you having casual sex with anyone right now?"
me: "You really are propositioning me, aren't you?!? But, no I'm not sleeping with anyone. Why else would I be on the Onion?"
CC: "Do you want to have casual sex?"
me: "I guess so, yeah. I think that's what I need to do before I'll be ready to be in a relationship."
CC: "you know I'm emotionally unavailable. I'm emotionally involved with two women, neither of which I'll sleep with. And you - I know what the poison of love does to someone, you're not emotionally available."
me: "true, quite true"
CC: "And it would be really nice to just touch someone. I'm not really a casual person. I definitely get attached to people, but that doesn't necessarily mean falling in love."
Anyways, I still have to read that damn article and write my paper and call RockGirl for some coffee, so the story is to be continued.
Acch, I overslept again. My body aches from working out too much yesterday. Even my teeth hurt. I must have been grinding my teeth. Again. Okay, got to settle down to business. If I can finishing reading the paper I started last night, then I'll go and get coffee and think about it while I'm walking. Mmm. so sleepy - I still have my sleepy breathing. but I'm reading, getting though it.
The phone rings, as it does in all my stories. Probably my sister. No - it's CC, the woman I met last week for coffee. We totally hit it off, but she's just looking for friends. We had made plans to go to Osento tonight, so I suppose that's why she's calling.
CC: "Are you awake?"
me: "I'm not sure - working on it. why? what's up?"
CC: "I have a little proposition for you"
me: "Am I being propositioned this early in the morning?"
CC: "Well, actually, first promise that no matter what comes out of my mouth next, you'll still hang out with me and we'll be friends."
me: "Sure, of course - what could you possibly ask that would offend me that much?"
CC: "Are you having casual sex with anyone right now?"
me: "You really are propositioning me, aren't you?!? But, no I'm not sleeping with anyone. Why else would I be on the Onion?"
CC: "Do you want to have casual sex?"
me: "I guess so, yeah. I think that's what I need to do before I'll be ready to be in a relationship."
CC: "you know I'm emotionally unavailable. I'm emotionally involved with two women, neither of which I'll sleep with. And you - I know what the poison of love does to someone, you're not emotionally available."
me: "true, quite true"
CC: "And it would be really nice to just touch someone. I'm not really a casual person. I definitely get attached to people, but that doesn't necessarily mean falling in love."
Anyways, I still have to read that damn article and write my paper and call RockGirl for some coffee, so the story is to be continued.
posted by Sadie Myles at 11:15 AM
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